Riding along on my push bike honey!

Yesterday Edwin and I went for a little bike ride. It only lasted about, what was it, 4 hours.
Stats
Kilometres travelled: approximately 30 - 40km (actually, no idea)
Villages traversed: 4; Eindhoven - Valkenswaard - Waalre - Aalst
Number of cows sighted: approx 19
Number of grannies and granpdas overtaken: 4 x couples
Medieval historical sword fight re-enactments witnessed: 1
Light tour apparatus spotted: various - the Eindhoven "Glow" festival is on now and we saw a number of light fixtures in streams/canals/gardens throughout Eindhoven. They would look much better at night.
Snack range consumed: licorice all sorts x numerous, chocolate letter "J" x 1, small bananas x 2, bottled water
Stops: Listers restaurant for hot chocolate (with cream) x 1, hot chocolate (without) 1 x, apple pie (with cream) x 2 , bitter lemon x 2
Photographs taken: 37 (ratio of silly to serious - 3:1)
Scarecrows counted: 1
Number of totally un-staged monos:1
Number of times getting lost: 1 (standard)
Number of times cursing Edwin for getting us lost in boggy autumn-leave covered scrub: numerous
Hunger degree achived: Edwin 11/10, Jane 10/10
Amount that rear ends hurt: Ed, a lot; Jane has special bike saddle, therefore Jane, nil.